Soul for sale

Prepared to sell my soul to the devil.

What do you have to offer in exchange??

I just checked my pockets and I have some lint, an old parking ticket thingo and 5c. Are you prepared to sell your soul on one of those timeshare deals like they have for expensive yachts and stuff?

Well, to be honest, I was hoping that some sexy rockabilly gal would offer her body in part-exchange - but I'm partial to a bit of well-thumbed lint, so it's possible we could strike a deal.

Do you want to go halfs Hewey, I have 2 or 3 stale Mc Donalds french frys from under the passanger seat of my car and a Kilometrico blue pen that doesnt work any more, surly that combined with your lint, and the parking ticket stub should get us accross the line and you might be abel to keep the 5c

How big are the french fries?

there those sort of 1/2 size ones

Sounds good enough - it's a deal!